Here is how the whole album ends, and I could not love it more. Halloween T-Shirt Dad is a warm, funny country-rock closer, and it is not about a monster at all. It is about a dad who refuses to wear a costume and instead pulls out the same shirt every single year, the one that says This Is My Halloween Costume right across the chest. Twangy Telecaster, pedal steel, honky-tonk piano, and dad-rock energy, loose and warm and played by guys having a great time.
His wife is a full zombie bride who spent three hours on her makeup. The boys have about seventeen lightsabers between them. And this dad, and his own dad, both bought the same t-shirt and could not be prouder of themselves. We’re Costume T-Shirt Dads, and we’re taking them trick-or-treating in our sneakers. The last sound on the album is not a big finish at all. It is just family talking over each other while the tape runs out. Hey Dad, you wearing yours? You know it, son.
I put this last on purpose, and it is the whole thesis of the album in one song. The record has been full of creatures who dance and haunt and get forgotten. It ends with an actual family, three generations of them, on the same street on the same night, holding candy bags. That is the right last image, because under all the masks and monsters, Halloween is really about the people you spend the night with.
And it makes the fresh-music case better than any argument I could write. There is no old novelty song about the costume t-shirt dad, or the mom who does the real makeup, or the grandpa matching his son. These are the actual, funny, tender details of a modern family Halloween, and they deserve their own song. That is what new music is for. Thank you for spending the night with us.
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